Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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