Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
