fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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