That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
