can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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