i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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