at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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