she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
there was a trapeze. enough said
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
is it fun? or sober?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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