its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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