You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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