I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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