3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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