He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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