Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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