The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
