And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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