I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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