Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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