You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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