Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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