Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm at about main and main street
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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