Porn is love you can see.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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