My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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