Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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