And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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