He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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