So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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