they need to just BURY HIM!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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