and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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