Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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