Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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