don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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