Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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