Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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