So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
foreskin is a definite game changer
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
