Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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