Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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