Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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