He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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