exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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