as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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