...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
His nipple licking is glorious
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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