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so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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