Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
