is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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