I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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