I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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