try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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