is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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