either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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